Maz: Man, this meeting is getting off to a slow start. Who's here?
...
Maz: Don't all speak at once people.
Emma: giggles
Peter: Peter's here.
Mark: I'm here too.
Andre: And me.
Maz: And I know Emma's here. I heard her giggle. No confusing that with anything else.
...
The next day
Emma: And that's exactly what happened.
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Emma and The Lizzie embrace. Emma hands The Lizzie two packages.
Emma: This should be what you need.
The Lizzie: Excellent, minion. We are well pleased.
The Lizzie departs in a most excellent red plume of smoke. Emma heads back to her office.
Receptionist: Hi Emma. Who was that? Your sister?
Emma: My dealer.
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The Lizzie: And so, in conclusion, I'd like you to take this (not entirely) random selection of beads and make something pretty with it.
Mob: Yea!
Mob takes beads and disperses
The Lizzie: Muahhahhahahaahahahaah.

Later...
Jumpie: So why are you doing this?
Emma: The Lizzie commanded it!
Jumpie: Oh, okay.

Meanwhile...
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